inverted

i feel like a ghost today





why do we always talk about shit that doesnt fucking matter

nixon art smash your life

damn dude
i went to this nixon party last tuesday and i finally met is-mental (YES AMANDA, you rule)and i got SWEET waste all up in da club

what the fuck




luke HAD to show up wearing the same shirt

wordddd hhhaha
blew out my knee later that night doing powerslides. jesus, what? why?

awesome.



pretty sure this was the best moment of my life



or maybe this was



or maybe this was








Luke was killin it DUHHH




this photobooth thing ruled



boob shots. sloppy. mustache.

damn shame

this poem is a waste of time



im going to paris this weekend
im going out tonight




girl half your age
half your size
huge eyes




Mailboxed letter filled with old people dust
on the bed
in the middle of you



an arboretum that smells like time
leather landfill hidden inside

you’re prettier than me





we get old
we get ugly
we die




walk between worlds easy to explore




well that's just great.


that's a damn shame.


artwork taken from Bec Parsons and Lazareva Valeria via UNSIGNED WORKS

yo, you got a butt?

word, so this next post is inspired by butts. yeah, dude: butts. been smokin mad butts lately...oooooh kiiiinda lovin that shit.

god damn, but why?
oooh so xxxpensive
so nastttay

OOH bad smelll


so glamourous.

hahah fuck me






yes please



hey, you got a butt?



ehhh OUII

surfing loooove

dudes!
surfing rules!
i got up at 530 this morning to hit it with simon at far rockaway. simonsimonsimon. hahaha mad props to simon for being a gnarly coach and singing lion king with me in the waves. jesus clouds. bird man dance. simon kinda sliced my arm open with his fins but it's all good, i'm hard core. bringing it back. bloooooody muuuuurder

we went to 36 beach cause b67 doesnt have a stop anymore. i went to this beach one time before w fil (like, my second time out ever, and it was raining and cold as shit and i didnt have a wetsuit or a leash and i was hungover as shit and i basically got creamed the whole time) haha it was still freakin great.

today i think i stood up like 9 or 10 times. for real! there's this window of time (a very tiny window) where you have to like decide to stand your ass up, if you do it too early you miss the wave. too late: you're dunxzo. mike and simon say i need to pick my head up too cobra style. GRIM RIPPPPERSSSS

so tonight im raging some party but i need to go home and sleep first. mad tiiiiired. simon is a good coach. why the hell do i have the coolest friends in the world? really. i mean, what did i do that i get to hang out with the most wonderful beautiful friends in the whole world. so lucky.

la la la
feelin mad gay
love being gay
i am gay for surfffiiiinnnnnng

totally in love

with SURFING

who cares about anything else
waves are gonna be shitty this weekend
that kinda blows

i ate a bunch of salad today and yesterday too. i love salad. love it.
here is a list of the things i love:
SURFING
my friends
clothes
alcohol
cigarettes (oh yeah baby, smokin mad butts)
herballllzzz
bongzilllllaaaa
sleeping
my bed
making my bed
making salads, eating salads, all salads
alex dyck
black
muscles
bikinis
crop tops
blonde hair
flowers
my brother
alexis
apples
when i catch the train just right
dreamy boys
music
skateboarding
bikes
waves
beach hair
coconut water
ice cream
feather earrings
draem catchers
katie ashley

empty streets
empty trains

ingmarrrrrrr
sun
wind
snow
green things
blue things
shiny things

back massages

fingernail polish
avocados

hahahaha
forties
feeling craaaazy
ladies

we are lucky to be alive

theres magic all around us

im a
bird
paper scissors rock
4
3
2
1

bruise

i have bruises everywhere. i went surfing this weekend. i still blow chunks. my arms feel like jello. i have a massive bruise on my hip. i even have a bruise on my face! WTF. haha. plenty of bruises. bruises all around.

i got sunburnt too. word, i love cancer.

tiger feather

As with all my creations they are hand tied by myself
The Feathers In this Pair are Natural
No dyes or artificial colours just natures Beauty at its finest.
Natural feathers are my favorite to work with
All of the feathers I use to create my earrings come from reputable fly tying supply companies. I do not use feathers from endangered or protected species i.e. owls eagles etc.
Thank you for looking
Mountain Man


finally
i bought a pair of fucking feather earrings from the mountain man on ETSY!
god damn i felt naked with out them!
for all this time!!

what the fuck!!

simon

an ode to simon:
simon
how doth thou goeth in the land of coding
and rhyme
i ma bored out of my fucking mind.
i am making haikus about simon WTF

asian dyke chick at the party dance with me

PERVINNN OUttt on everyone






so why is it that i live in new york again? when i love the fucking beach and the sun and hot ladies sitting poolside that i try to make out with and then i get denied by that asian dyke chick so hard"??

why

why??


oh yeah cause i run dis shhhhiiiiittt

i dont give a fuuuuuckkk

bankers

im going out tonight. with some bankers. yeah dude, bankers.
haha word.

FAR rock

far rockaway is so fuckin dope, man, I can't believe i just started going there this weekend?!?! It was such a magical weekend and I had a chance to kick it with all the homies... who just happen to be dreamy surfer babes. hahah YES. you're all babes.

i tried to surf, i've tried once before with ingmar and ian like 2 years ago. I kinda blew at it; now i'm pissed i wasn't out there all summer.

i'm pissed i dont rule at everything on the first time i try it.

haha sike





wanna be you





damnnn im super inspired



these roxy chicks are next level





not to mention the WOLFpack crew is awesome... mad supportive.. everyone rules. so inspired by their recent adventures in costa rica and i was lovin all of the encouragement and positive vibes out there in the water from everyone. lots of love, big UPs XXX to simon, ian, peter, ingmar, fil, mike, and alexis

<3<3<3<3<3<3

mad love to all
endless summmmmer 4 evaaaaaaaaaaa

haha look

i fit right in!

shred betty of the month: i fuckin love this chick

this girl has been killin it for years. and she's only 21. pretty sure i saw these pics up a while agoooo but ehhhhhh, it's aiiiiight. i broke up with action sports and now im starting to miss that shit.




laura rogowski
Age: 21
Years Riding: 6
Hometown: Right now im living in Burlington, VT
Home Mountain: Bolton Valley Resort
Sponsors Nikita, Darkside Snowboards, Bolton Valley Resort, UVMST
Recent Results: 1st in Bonfire Pipe to Pipe, Pro Women’s snowboarding, 1st in Bonfire Pipe to pipe, Women’s skateboarding



ROCK

Favorites:
Movie: Princess Bride
On hill snack: Strawberries and candy.
Sunscreen: SPF 15—Constantly re-applying
Summer Sport: Skateboarding.
Travel Destination: I’d like to go to New Zealand.
Cartoon: Family Guy.
Snowboard Shop: Darkside Snowboards, VT.





PRESSSS

everything is gay

except DRUNKY BREWSTER







haha naked suits rule


songs include:

girl, that 40 made you nasty
Models, hangin out
why you so creepy boy


any many more blockbuster hits

these chicks got pretty dirty and dyke's friend drank probably like 14 beers in the period of their less than 30 minute set. she even had one of those beer tubes. and they threw out like 1000 fake boobs into the crowd. it was pretty fuckin awesome. i was on a bender and had lost my voice at that point but enjoyed the shit nevertheless.

uh oh here comes my boss, gotta go

fuck you too alexa chung

get real.

england blows.

kate gosselin vs posh spice

anyone see a striking resemblance?

anyway.....they're both terrible

fuck you erin wasson

ahhahah fuck you