alexander wang, SPRING ready-2-wear 2010

wow, barftime ==== i die==== for real this time. i want everything, i want to wear it all, all at once, i wanna go to my mom's house, walk down the street, wave hello to the neighbors, play football outside in the field, score a million touchdowns then see my 8th grade boyfriend and tell him i'm real popular. then go take bout 14 shots of whiskey (and not spill any of it) and make out with that chick. then maybe go help coach the track team. sprint bitch, yeah i said it, SPRINTS.



this is coming off alexander wang's 2009 collaboration with the gap. never got around to buying any of that stuff. oops i lose.



haha your name is WANG



i love you.



shot put?

PUT ON



shit is disgusting



i do it for the hood










minemineminemineminemine
pleasepleaspelapleaplepa im neaver eating agaiiiinnnn!
im going to get a braided extension and whip you all wid it! fuck ya life!!!!!!

hahah SIIIKE!

oh MAN i couldnt resist this one

yeah so i ate a bunch of adderal the other day right before i had a meeting with this huge account in mid-town with, like, 14 execs.

and i was talking all fast and shit and making really bad jokes cause i was nervous so i excused myself to go to the bathroom to take a deep breath. AND what do i find.........?



... but a most perfect opportunity to take even more next-level camera-phone pics of myself. look at this bathroom. hahaha YES. you know you love it.


these were just too good to resist dudes, i'm sorry





and by the way, where the hell is that girl i made out with a couple weekends ago?
dang what a babe.

the trilogy, the cycle

yay yoooo

have you guys forgotten about my wasted bathroom picture-habit?





oops i did it again

i mean, how could you forget

ayo ma, eat a sandwich maybe some mayo

emaciated chicks.



turn me on.



haha SIKE!



Some old school advice live and direct from my mom:

"And get a tape measure. There is something to be said about the hip/waist ratio that attracts guys. And it isn't about size as much as proportion. You want the ratio of waist to hip to be .7. For example if your waist is 27 and hips 41 inches devide it so it rounds out to about .7 say .666 that is the perfect ratio for attracting a man."

hahahahah. Does this make any sense? I was never really all that good at math. Gotta love Moms! KILLIN IT!

stevie wonder you totally kill it

It seriously doesn't get much better than this. Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street and the kid at :40, 4:10 and 6:06 is raaaaaaaaaaaging! YES.

Props to Adam and Noe for showing me the light on that one this morning.

Oh man, I just remembered! There is another stevie wonder video that just destroys me every time.



The dancers in this one are incredible: so so good. I love their school girl outfits: white tights and skirts. Oh yes, thank you Stevie Wonder, you totally killed it for me today.

xx

chloe 2007 fall ready-to-wear

I just kind of wanted to throw it back to Chloe's 2007 fall ready-to-wear line, I think it was pretty next level, considering everyone is still wearing chunky combat / lace up boots ("she's angry... funny angry")and these first three looks especially kill it. Not to mention the asymmetrical shapes of the clothes were a gross distinction from Chloe's previous leader at the time, Phoebe Philo. I think this was Paulo Melim Andersson's first line for Chloe, he was hired from that other left-field girlie brand, Marni...and the off-kilter shapes totally have the flavor of his former employment. My roommate just got a pair of Marni shoes at some thrift store in Dallas, and i have to say, i am real jealous. Marni rules, so does Maggie Gyllenhaal, and she wears Marni on the regs.

So... this line was after the departure of Phoebe Philo for Chloé in Paris 2007.
(Hold up... is she back at Chloe now?)

I feel like Mesim's line for Chloe was kind of risky considering its variation from the pretty, vintage-y flyaway hippie aesthetic (i like it so much more... that stuff is just not my steez, i have always preferred more constructed body-conscious stuff)

anways. that's enough rambling for now. i'm all over the place this morning.



gah die
LOVE THAT

"clean, but not minimal"



i love
(nylon-looking) trash bags

scarlett, do me

god she is such a babe
i tried to do this hair in like 2006
and i looked like trash, it was real bad.


i also want these shoes by jeffrey cam - haha, what's new.




hmmmm.

oh guess what? i bought a magenta blazer from topshop this weekend. it has those crazy strong shoulders going, mad hot, mad 80s.

i cant find any pictures of all the shit i bought, but all of it is fly as hell.

whatevs, you'll see me out on the street rockin that shit like what son, what.

when fate deals its mortal blow

images by ren rox





can i just say how much i love red lipstick?
and cat eyes?