Sunday, February 26, 2012

Oscar the couch

heyyyyyyyy, angelina jolie, sweet legs dog.

brad pitt: my wife is insane.

The girl with the dragon tattoo, you're killing it in this white shit with your epic bangs. even though you are starving.

i guess everyone is starving, especially angelina jolie.

What the hell is going on? I haven't seen any of these movies. Regardless, Martin Scorcese has some sick eyebrows.

Whatev. This chick knows what's going on

hey beiber!

you do it to me every time michelle williams, i don't care if you're confused.

remember when she gave me boner in this lemon strudel?

angelina jolie no one cares

can we take a minute to stop laughing at angeleina jolie and just look at her elbow? girl you need help.

well anyway, cirque du soleil came out as like a half time show or some shit. not really sure where that came from, but some tv blogger pretty much gets it

ok back to laughing at angelina jolie,
remember when zack galanafaakiniswdfjkahfus and will ferrel came out with cymbals and smashed them in brangelina's face? awesome

natalie portman everyone hates you

busy phillips youre fuckin cool

emma stone, The Help me, you gorgeous, dog

Charlize theron, is you human

Kelly Osbourne is that you?

angelina jolie you adopted 14 children

jessica alba youre a maniac and it's not fair

gwyneth paltrow you are like a life-size real-life doll of yourself and i want to be you

anyway...................lots going on at the oscars this year. this chick pretty much sums it up.