Thursday, April 30, 2009

im all ovaaaa

yo heads up stalkers:
im all ova the net, if you wanted to stalk me, like, you totally could!?? the only reason i got kind bugged out today was because i have colleagues on twitter and now I have 2 twitter accounts. one for werk one for play. not that i get what im supposed to be doing on twitter as my friend lenny so eloquently stated.... (if you were a stalker you could easily find that comment thread on my facebook) which leads me to my next point: i have a facebook account too, (DUH like, who doesnt) and although all my privacy settings are FRIENDS ONLYFRIENDSONLYFRIENDSONLY i mean one could be severely fucked it they dont watch it regardless. right? i have a twitter for amythewolf and i dont even like, know how to use it, but i did make a comment on xanax, and well, now that doesnt look so good to my bosses, does it?

not that anyone is stalking me. barely anyone looks at this blog and those who do are the coolest. LOVE you.

i love the internet.
i love salad.
i love NARS makeup.
I love nailpolish.
i love stone washed jeans.
i love tight jeans.
i love your ****.
i love sleep and i need some now.

Monday, April 27, 2009

being with you is like flying

photography Pictures, Images and Photos

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imhereforyou

my love for you is a double rainbow
that meets on another moon


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deer in the forest Pictures, Images and Photos

Friday, April 24, 2009

in your car

at least you're honest
(i think)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

closin dealzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i love closin dealzzzzzzzzz yeahhhhh
i wanna party tonight
and get wasted
like i did last night
haha

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

fuck this life

and fuck this lunch


BAD ACCCCCIDDDDDDDDDDD

igotsweaty

i was exhausted last night i passed out at 11. i stumbled home in the rain after kash took care of my ass with vegetable bean curd soup mint tea and broccoli and apples. i was a straight up mess yesterday. i don't know why that happens sometimes but andrew once said it's like a bad trip. i couldn't stop crying on the subway. it was so packed on the 4/5 train and at brooklyn bridge it was seriously like shoulder to shoulder already and then more people tried to get on the train and and i kept getting pushed and i was crying and shit and it was fucking awful. i couldn't hide from anyone cause i couldn't move so i wrapped luke's scarf around my face, the red and black striped one that i really like. then this person started saying shhh, it's okay, and i didn't know where they came from but they started taking deep breaths and it made it better, i guess. i didnt have an umbrella and i was all wet and i felt nasty. i cried the whole way home. i was kind of mortified but i couldnt help it i was having a bad trip.

what a freak, get it together

fuck

Monday, April 20, 2009

girl, don't die for love

i dont need STDS
i dont need text messages
i dont need yo' dick
i dont need to entertain you
i dont need TV
i dont need AC
i dont need yo' number
i dont need a mind fuck
i dont need your attention
i dont need to smile
i dont need anything from you

brooklyn animal resource coalition (BARC)

i am going to start volunteering here. kitttttttttttiiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. YES YES YES and puppppiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. sara's gonna volunteer too. gimmie the puppies. give them all to me. i will love you down.

Friday, April 17, 2009

barbara kruger

kinda rediscovered female artists the other day when i met claudia doring baez the other day at the chelsea art museum and she like, painted my portrait and it's selling for $6000 dollars. i will do a whole separate post on her later.

portrait by claudia doring baez

i wanted to talk about barbara kruger today and show you a few pictures to think about.
Barbara Kruger (born 1945) is an American conceptual artist. She was born in Newark, New Jersey and left there in 1964 to attend Syracuse University. After a year at Syracuse, she moved to New York, where she began attending Parsons School of Design.
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Much of Kruger's graphic work consists of black-and-white photographs with overlaid captions set in white-on-red Futura Bold Oblique. The phrases included in her work are usually declarative, and make common use of such pronouns as "you", "I", "we", and "they". The juxtaposition of Kruger's imagery with text containing criticism of sexism and the circulation of power within cultures is a recurring motif in the work.

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She has said that "I work with pictures and words because they have the ability to determine who we are and who we aren’t."

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Kruger's works are direct and evoke an immediate response. Usually her style involves the cropping of a magazine or newspaper image enlarged in black and white. The enlargement of the image is done as crudely as possible to monumental proportions. A message is stenciled on the image, usually in white letters against a background of red. The text and image are unrelated in an effort to create anxiety by the audience that plays on the fears of society."

this saturday april 18th is the end of her show at the skarstedt gallery uptown.
i will be attending

tonight im going to moma cause it's free
and all my friends are going
and im gonna sneak in a beverage

cause im mad classy

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

lemurian seed crystals

Lemuria is said to be an ancient civilization whose consciousness was much more centered upon the emotional and spiritual dimensions than our current mentally-based modern world.
Their deeper connection to their heart qualities allowed them to express unconditional love for the Divine and each other and enabled them to maintain a deep sense of connection to their Creator, their environment, and the whole of creation.
The Lemurian crystals have been programed with this consciousness of love and connection, and working with them provides a most welcome healing balm for our souls.

i am a freak and i need to love everyone more.

zombie hotties

you guys remember those high school private catholic school chicks that were fucking with me? well they've actually turned into zombies and they've infiltrated my dreams. One minute im doing yoga in this incredibly retarded huuuuuge open studio with exposed brick and walls of windows on the 20something floor of some immaculate crazed private school (tuition, uniforms, football fieds, pools) and the next minute im scaling down the side of the building trying to get away from these zombie hottie school girls. i mean, seriously, what zombie YOU KNOW is hot? here's the catch. they WERE hot, until they turned into zombies. something, like, triggered them and they all went beserk. i was doing a pretty decent job of dodging them and shit (the chase happened all over campus) and then all of a sudden they just, like, morphed back, into the bitches they were before. and they were all, what's the matter, amy? can't handle a little recess? can't handle a little....game???? mwuahahaha all evil and, like, circling me and shit and they looked normal again, but their eyes went all prismy and shit and i was like, oh man, what the fuck.... and then this one girl, kristin weber, started like touching me like, play tagging with me and fucking with me and she had real long nails, and she was play scratching me and she actually kinda broke the skin, and i was thinkin, oh shit, am i fucked now? am i done? am i going to turn into one of them.... and then i woke up from the chigong blackberry alarm.

this dream was super intense.

i wanted to tell rock too, but he was asleep, then i had a wierd day at work. when i got home i told him and he was like yo that's crazy

cause he was playing zombie nazis the night before
(which i didnt really rememeber until i told him about the dream) and he was all - that's awesome - and i was like son, no, that shit had me freakin........

thisisnotokay

itsnotokaythatifeellikeyourestalkingmeleavemealoneyoufuckmeupimnotreadytobeclosetyouyetseriouslybackoff

ionlysaidthatcauseiwasscared

Monday, April 13, 2009

basement troll

i like that
it sounds good
me and kash are tryin to move in together
it would be real sick
but we might have to live with a basement troll

the dude from the mckibben loft keeps texting me in french

he thinks were friends

i mean, come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Hel Looks

I just discovered this website:

http://www.hel-looks.com/index.php

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HEL LOOKS is selected street fashion from Helsinki, the capital of Finland. The pictures are taken in the streets and clubs of Helsinki from July 2005 onwards.

HEL LOOKS is a hobby project of Liisa Jokinen and Sampo Karjalainen. The project is a tribute to Fruits and Street magazines, the pioneers of street fashion photography.

You can contact them at info(at)hel-looks.com.

© 2005-2009
Liisa Jokinen and Sampo Karjalainen


HEL LOOKS is hosted at Nebula.

these are some of my favorite hellooks:

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

oh.

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pictures like this make me happy
to be alive
and to
be a girl

PS: Posh spice is gross

victoria beckham is totally scary
she is an alien from some wierd planet with lots of craters and, like, all these separate neverending torture chamber jails for people who eat cheese

you know what?

go fuck yourself!
i CANNOT BELIEVE i made that so easy for you!
fuck you!

michelle williams is gorgeous

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i am thinkin i kinda have a new obsession
im kinda stoked that she goes from, like, anorexic to.........almost curvy. even though i HATE the word curvy. H8h8h8h8h8. if someone calls you curvy you might as well shoot yourself and consider yourself plus sized or something. shit is gay. so okay, she's FULLER in one dress. i am always full even if i don't eat for, like, 10 days straight. it's total bullshit.

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oh and this last pic i ripped off from US Weekly, it's a who wore it better? lindsay vs marisa tomei vs michelle. duh. the answer is so clear it's not even funny not to mention michelle rocked this look as far back as october 08 and these bitches are stragglin (wearing it next in february 09?).... after the alexander wang band wagon has made, like, fourteen thousand olympic-sized pool laps???

what??

but yo, on the real, do these girls make decisions? i bet michelle does cause i lurrrrve her but i mean, should i give anyone any props anymore? or should i just say lindsay lohan's stylist is slackin? i would also like to take this opportunity to say that lindsay lohan is a skank. i dont know if that's legit or why i wanted to say that but now that i said it - it's kinda funny. it made me feel good. hahah YES


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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

home

i love home decor and i love anthropologie
if i had mad money, i would buy everything from here

anthropologie Pictures, Images and Photos

Anthropologie Couch Pictures, Images and Photos'

hair

when i was a freshman all the senior girls called me "hair freshman." you know why? because i had long blonde beautiful hair and i wore it up in a high ponytail and those bitches were JEALous as shit. all of their senior boyfriends thought i was sexy and i was kinda good at field hockey and i was smart and active in the community. fuck those fucking bitches. did you also know that one time a girl, i dont know who (i went to an all-girls private catholic school)put a ziplock baggie of shit in my backpack? yup. i was in english class going through my bag looking for one of my textbooks or my planner or something and i was like uh, what the shit is that smell?????????????? oh. word? it's a ziplock baggie of dogshit.


catholic school girl images have been deleted. i cant deal with looking for more lame pictures of lame girls. i dont give a fuck.

everyone was straight up lame

so go fuck yourselves.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009