minimarket a/w 2010 copenhagen fashion week

clowns are terrifying






dang dudes, this whole line is sick, but the shit is buggin me out



this face paint is crazy




makin me feel spun out all over again




man these chicks like to party




mommy?



mucho colores



i feel no bueno



i feel dirty



cracked out and dirty



just takin it one step further, nah mean?
i need my vegetables, is weed a vegetable?

spun comparison:

spring / summer = all sherberty and minty and fresh (no worries) easter bunny sharky

autumn / winter = clowns saturated colors (mustardy) i cant feel my face
bowl of grapes with no skin on it, noodly

minimarket s/s ready to wear 2010

*****DISCLAIMER******

hayoo i lost a little bit of my mind this weekend!

just a few things you should know.




Minimarket is a swedish clothing label designed by sisters Sofie, Pernilla and Jennifer Elvestedt. Damn, i wish my name was Pernilla. i met some girl this weekend named Sauceskia....?

Minimarket has been a women's wear label since 2006.




ooooh i think it's soooo cooool

minty coool



sharky minty....




sherbertyyy.



mint sherbertyyy.



zee.




zippy







i forgot to tell you about the shoes didnt i?



i have a ring that says awesome on it.

things you should know.

it's a party in the USA

mercury retrograde bitches

time to THINK
(anyone remember that company? THINK? haha everyone used to wear those THINK hats?) duh



"During Mars retrograde we review long term plans and actions, we investigate their worth and worthiness, we evaluate our level of energy, we rework, redo, re-skill, reassess, reconsider, re-examine and re-evaluate all activities in our lives so that when Mars turns direct, our life is handled differently. Mars retrograde helps us re-shape, redesign, reform, rewrite and restructure all aspects controlling our life energy..."

another quote from my mom regarding a polka dot dress

hey mom, should i buy this polka dot dress or this red mini?

"No no no. No polka dot. One solid red dress to attract guys. How much is it? Prints are lost on small girls. solid red will be fabulous if you have the guts to dress feminine and not like a Williamsburg feminist."

hahahhahahhah YES

googly eye time no, thank you

has anyone seen that overweight dude that gives out those crappy newspapers in the morning when you change from the L to the 1-2-3?

he's got a really weird eye - it's all googly and shit. eeeeeeh.
i try not to look, cause man, that shit bugs me out everytime.

ANYWAY, copped these shits off facehunter. just the latest from paris fashion week, barcelona, and fashion-soaked stockholm fashion week fashionshnfdisaohfioastion



amelia earheart? is that you?



hayooo glasses again.com



hey you kinda look like everyone i know but hey it's cool



is that the chick from garbage?



im pretty sure ashely and chet are friends with the dude antti asplund that designs that cross thing, lovin that goth steez. tiffani from sixsixsick runs that look.





you look like a brussel sprout



haha.

who cares about the granny's i cry when i get drunk sometimes

no big deal



paper tiger sweater sold OUT before i could save my beer pennies.




i promise you i will wear flowered bike shorts ALL Fuckin summer long.



how can you go wrong



red boots where have you been hidin




tryin to catch me riding dirty



new england clam CHOWDER



im going on the tyra banks show






beer money goes here:

pixie market

alexander wang, SPRING ready-2-wear 2010

wow, barftime ==== i die==== for real this time. i want everything, i want to wear it all, all at once, i wanna go to my mom's house, walk down the street, wave hello to the neighbors, play football outside in the field, score a million touchdowns then see my 8th grade boyfriend and tell him i'm real popular. then go take bout 14 shots of whiskey (and not spill any of it) and make out with that chick. then maybe go help coach the track team. sprint bitch, yeah i said it, SPRINTS.



this is coming off alexander wang's 2009 collaboration with the gap. never got around to buying any of that stuff. oops i lose.



haha your name is WANG



i love you.



shot put?

PUT ON



shit is disgusting



i do it for the hood










minemineminemineminemine
pleasepleaspelapleaplepa im neaver eating agaiiiinnnn!
im going to get a braided extension and whip you all wid it! fuck ya life!!!!!!

hahah SIIIKE!

oh MAN i couldnt resist this one

yeah so i ate a bunch of adderal the other day right before i had a meeting with this huge account in mid-town with, like, 14 execs.

and i was talking all fast and shit and making really bad jokes cause i was nervous so i excused myself to go to the bathroom to take a deep breath. AND what do i find.........?



... but a most perfect opportunity to take even more next-level camera-phone pics of myself. look at this bathroom. hahaha YES. you know you love it.


these were just too good to resist dudes, i'm sorry





and by the way, where the hell is that girl i made out with a couple weekends ago?
dang what a babe.

the trilogy, the cycle

yay yoooo

have you guys forgotten about my wasted bathroom picture-habit?





oops i did it again

i mean, how could you forget

ayo ma, eat a sandwich maybe some mayo

emaciated chicks.



turn me on.



haha SIKE!



Some old school advice live and direct from my mom:

"And get a tape measure. There is something to be said about the hip/waist ratio that attracts guys. And it isn't about size as much as proportion. You want the ratio of waist to hip to be .7. For example if your waist is 27 and hips 41 inches devide it so it rounds out to about .7 say .666 that is the perfect ratio for attracting a man."

hahahahah. Does this make any sense? I was never really all that good at math. Gotta love Moms! KILLIN IT!

stevie wonder you totally kill it

It seriously doesn't get much better than this. Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street and the kid at :40, 4:10 and 6:06 is raaaaaaaaaaaging! YES.

Props to Adam and Noe for showing me the light on that one this morning.

Oh man, I just remembered! There is another stevie wonder video that just destroys me every time.



The dancers in this one are incredible: so so good. I love their school girl outfits: white tights and skirts. Oh yes, thank you Stevie Wonder, you totally killed it for me today.

xx

chloe 2007 fall ready-to-wear

I just kind of wanted to throw it back to Chloe's 2007 fall ready-to-wear line, I think it was pretty next level, considering everyone is still wearing chunky combat / lace up boots ("she's angry... funny angry")and these first three looks especially kill it. Not to mention the asymmetrical shapes of the clothes were a gross distinction from Chloe's previous leader at the time, Phoebe Philo. I think this was Paulo Melim Andersson's first line for Chloe, he was hired from that other left-field girlie brand, Marni...and the off-kilter shapes totally have the flavor of his former employment. My roommate just got a pair of Marni shoes at some thrift store in Dallas, and i have to say, i am real jealous. Marni rules, so does Maggie Gyllenhaal, and she wears Marni on the regs.

So... this line was after the departure of Phoebe Philo for Chloé in Paris 2007.
(Hold up... is she back at Chloe now?)

I feel like Mesim's line for Chloe was kind of risky considering its variation from the pretty, vintage-y flyaway hippie aesthetic (i like it so much more... that stuff is just not my steez, i have always preferred more constructed body-conscious stuff)

anways. that's enough rambling for now. i'm all over the place this morning.



gah die
LOVE THAT

"clean, but not minimal"



i love
(nylon-looking) trash bags

scarlett, do me

god she is such a babe
i tried to do this hair in like 2006
and i looked like trash, it was real bad.


i also want these shoes by jeffrey cam - haha, what's new.




hmmmm.

oh guess what? i bought a magenta blazer from topshop this weekend. it has those crazy strong shoulders going, mad hot, mad 80s.

i cant find any pictures of all the shit i bought, but all of it is fly as hell.

whatevs, you'll see me out on the street rockin that shit like what son, what.

when fate deals its mortal blow

images by ren rox





can i just say how much i love red lipstick?
and cat eyes?

stoned to death

what the fuck goes on

dumplings for a dolla are you serieux

what do you do when you're crushed?
you eat 1 dolla hollas from vanessa's dumplings on eldridge street with lauren!
YES~!

and um, if you didnt know, another NO - FAIL recipe for not being crushed is hanging out with rock.

word sons, rock. do you know how much love i have for this dude? go to war for rock straight up. fam foreva.

so here i am all crushed and shit and ROCK magically appears out of NOWHERE like a dancing spray-paintin whimsical gnome from rochester and he makes EVERYthing all house of YES again. wtf, rock why is you so good.

hoookin up my ipod with the dopest tracks and drankin mad whiskey dranks. oh yes and of course i snuck a few bud light limes... such a guilty pleasure... gonna be the next best thing since fuckin joose. oh wait, nah... sparks, ahhhhh shit, shit was so good, they took that shit off the market.

check out these ill beats mothafuckas

sick works by rock

ps - im white














these pictures destroy all justice and authenticity of dankness to rock's paintings. straight up, but you get the idea.

15 days of fury.


I LOVE YOU ROCK FAM FOREVA


everything rules again.

WHAT!

you live in a houseboat you have no teeth

i love kittiez and bud light lime






im sick of love


all i need is
kittiez. and budlight lime.

apathy and forced labor involunatary servitude rules

this one's going out to kelsey, what a babe, good luck on those tests, ma. dang. going for it, what a babe, shit. someone's gotta do it. fuckin righteous babes, damn, i love em all.

did you know that human trafficking is the fastest growing criminal industry in the world? yeah, word, that's cool.



trafficking, word up, mad lucrative. get money, bitches, fuck it all.



AIDS, runaways, race, displaced persons, sex slavery, forced labor, isolation, intimidation, debt bondage, exploitation. sick.



recruiting, deception, advertising, refugees. ABUSE, ABDUCTION. awesome.



let me just post a blog about bud light lime and my wasted weekends real quick, what the fuck.

i get wasted and take pictures of myself in bathrooms

it's official:




this is the worst blog in the world





whoops, im wasted again




and im out
it's been real

fuck the world dont ask me for shit

who the fuck are you?

Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking

Rock star lifestyle might don't make it
Living life high everyday click wasted



Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky



Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking

WHAT THE FUCK!!

CLOSING DEALS CAUSE I RULE!!!!!

blat! take dat muthafucka!

sam edelman nah you cant touch dis

sam edelman, damn son, gotta love how you always knock off the real joint. Bringing down that Balenciaga price point from an arm, a leg, and your first born child (the retail price is actually unknown) to $319.95. Edelman's version...ehhh... still kinda pricey and i think they look like shit. fuck that baby shit.



ahhhh man freakin love mary kate.
she fuckin runs it. especially in these 8 inch REAL balenciagas.



fuck ya life! you can't afford dis! ahhhh the psychological workings of luxury marketing. so good. fall for it every time. Blat!

nervous breakdown

oh wow, i found some pictures of me from saturday night

>

where the fuck was this?

i thought i was blacked out in a pile of trash somewhere




"I'm about
To have a nervous breakdown
My head really hurts
If I don't find a way out of here
I'm gonna go berserk 'cuz
I'm crazy and I'm hurt
Head on my shoulders
It's going...berserk"

i fuckin love black flag
and i love red lipstick

METRO smashin'

Oh yo, did I tell you guys when I was in london like 2 weeks ago I met up with alexxxiis and the method crew at this metro ski and snow expo? I previewed some of the lines for this coming season and I also found a bunch of people to hate on. Word up I love hate.



METRO SMASHIN' link here y'all

fuck ya life! smash n im out.