Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking

Rock star lifestyle might don't make it
Living life high everyday click wasted



Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky



Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking

WHAT THE FUCK!!

CLOSING DEALS CAUSE I RULE!!!!!

blat! take dat muthafucka!

sam edelman nah you cant touch dis

sam edelman, damn son, gotta love how you always knock off the real joint. Bringing down that Balenciaga price point from an arm, a leg, and your first born child (the retail price is actually unknown) to $319.95. Edelman's version...ehhh... still kinda pricey and i think they look like shit. fuck that baby shit.



ahhhh man freakin love mary kate.
she fuckin runs it. especially in these 8 inch REAL balenciagas.



fuck ya life! you can't afford dis! ahhhh the psychological workings of luxury marketing. so good. fall for it every time. Blat!

nervous breakdown

oh wow, i found some pictures of me from saturday night

>

where the fuck was this?

i thought i was blacked out in a pile of trash somewhere




"I'm about
To have a nervous breakdown
My head really hurts
If I don't find a way out of here
I'm gonna go berserk 'cuz
I'm crazy and I'm hurt
Head on my shoulders
It's going...berserk"

i fuckin love black flag
and i love red lipstick

METRO smashin'

Oh yo, did I tell you guys when I was in london like 2 weeks ago I met up with alexxxiis and the method crew at this metro ski and snow expo? I previewed some of the lines for this coming season and I also found a bunch of people to hate on. Word up I love hate.



METRO SMASHIN' link here y'all

fuck ya life! smash n im out.

Pakistan Fashion Week

As Pakistan's army battled religious extremists in South Waziristan, Karachi's top designers sent models down catwalks with bare shoulders and exposed navels in an unusual display of skin in a country where most women cover up.

Islamabad, Nov 8 Defying hardliners and the Taliban, models clad in off-shoulder and backless gowns wowed audiences during Pakistan's first fashion week, which was "bigger, better and sexier" than anything seen before.

According to the Press Trust of India, "The Karachi Fashion Week, which was postponed twice because of security fears, finally got underway last week with 30 top models sashaying down the ramp in short, off-shoulder and midriff showing dresses designed by the country's top 30 designers.

The venue of the four-day event -- Marriott Hotel -- was guarded by the paramilitary Pakistan Rangers.

The local media boosted the morale of organisers by praising them defying the diktats of terrorism.

In a country where most women cover up and observe varying degrees of Islamic dress, the fashion event was daring."

just me n ma bitch

yo check out ma girl kash-is-trash
she be so fly



"been gone for a minute, now i'm back at the jumpoff" -lil kim

so kash is gettin back on her game with some recent developments and visions of inspirationz... yeahhh. it's wierd with these artists types man, they go bi-polar with creation and shit. anyway, we started talking (AGAIN) about goin big togetha and start runnin some shit.

blowin it out of NY haha, more to come on dat....
but this is just a peep show at some throw backs from the acid days...




LIKE THIS



NEVER BE ON TIME



work in prog



UGLY BITCH







silk screen print

shake up the dice
throw down ya ice
money aint a thing throw it out like rice

i love kash ****2783xx9q478xxx3*** i could write like, encyclopedias on how much i fuckin love this girl.

but for now just this crappy fuckin blog
maybe ill go into the encyclopedia business in my next life

or maybe ill strive to be re-born as lil kim

all ma playas in the hood stay fly..........................
ha
what?

going in for the kill

We can fight our desires

But when we start making fires



We get ever so hot



Whether we like it or not






I'm going in for the kill

I'm doing it for a thrill

Oh I'm hoping you'll understand



And now let go of my hand



I hang my hopes out on the line



Will they be ready for you in time



If you leave them out too long



They'll be withered by this song



How far can you send emotions?
Can this bridge cross the ocean?



I hope in darkness





We can see



And you're not blinded by the light from me





CRED:
lyrics: La Roux / Going in for the Kill

photo cred: Wai Lin Tse, CHIH-HAN HSU, Ren Rox, Marcelo Gomes, Keith Rothenburger, Lazareva Valeria, Julie Pike, Bec Parsons, Luis Sanchez

mag: V magazine, the Face, Oyster, Dazed and Confused, New York Mag

models: Katia Stankevich, Joy Ana, Lindsay Hoover, Caroline Trentini, Leticia

**apologies to those models and artists whose names i cant find***

hallowaste

halloween. what can i say? i usually hate this holiday.

i got trashed as usual, spent some fucking quality time with my best friend in the fucking world, kASH -IS - TRASH- ate a bunch of pharmies and carried crystals and sage around with us. dosing people. yes. mad hype for the vice party, we dodged that shit.

first off, kash and i had some maje probs getting ready for halloween. she was gonna be kelly kapowski but her wig was mad gross and she freaked out and then i started freakin and we all changed clothes 17million times. i was identity crisis central two steppin between david bowie and a goth chick and but then i remembered the cookie monster shit and kash eventually figured it out too....with the help of, like, 14 seagrams cocktails (SEAGRAMS? american 7 whiskey? are we, like, 80 year-olds watching golden girls?)and we danced around all crazy and kash made me this necklace and OMGOMG i haven't even taken it off yet. i think she like stapled it to my dome.

look at this fuckin cookie monster.
so hyped.



stoked

drunk


huge


crystals


pumpkin



pervin out
black out
whateva




dang ma, you got wrecked

learn more about blackouts HERE

courtney love come back to your roots

mad skanky





why did courtney love have to go all classy? she was a much better rocker all trashy showin her panties and talkin shit to madonna at the VMAs



haha YES all trashy and wasted


now she all up on rollin stone and whateva





at least she still smokin mad butts



but damn ma



like whoa

but this is still way more awesome ya heard

yo fuck mondays!

damn dudes i swear to god!

swine flu

if i hear one more word about swine flu im gonna freak out.


i went surfing this weekend and I got worked.



WORKED.

gypsy V magazine

i was trying to write an article for method and gyspy fashion but Luke fucked up my flow and said he was a pirate.

inspiration for this non-existent article partially came from the following story kate moss did for V Magazine.

CLOTHES featured in this gypsy shoot:
Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, Isabel Marant, Kenzo, Stefanel, and John Galliano.



i love being topless.




it rules.








i love fire.




i love this shoot.


i heard kate lived with these people for 2 WHOLE days AND declined 5-star hotel accomodation in the area to stay in her 5-star camper on location. I ALSO heard she got mad wasted and danced around topless with the gypsies. yes. i shoulda been there.

(why does everyone always get all worked up when they see someone topless? whywhywhy does it even fucking matter? for real!)

you know..... i love...pineapple.

sundays are horrifying.

the virgin suicides en espanol.

katie: "my boyfriend speaks chinese."
rachel: "my new boyfriend speaks spanish."

amy "oh word?"

rachel: "he's mexican."

herve leger say haaaaaayyyyy

this dude takin it to tha next leva
everyone rockin his shit dis way and dat
holy shit
what up
im still wasted
whas good








two step





oh ps - i dont give a shit that everyone rocked herve leger to the VMAs. IMMA LET YOU FINISH

oh and one more thing
where the fuck are all of my tall tees
fuck this fashion shit im going 6 XL

the shakes

yeeeeahhh so i get the shakes on the regular. SAY WORD.

Delirium tremens (colloquially, the DTs, "the horrors", "the fear", "the abdabs" or "the rats"; afflicted individuals referred to as "jitterbugs" in 1930s Harlem slang; literally, "shaking delirium" or "'trembling madness" in Latin) is an acute episode of delirium that is usually caused by withdrawal from alcohol, first described in 1813.[1][2] Benzodiazepines are the treatment of choice for delirium tremens.[3]


BENZOs

yes

Delirium tremens is caused after a long period of drinking, stopping abruptly and experiencing withdrawal.

Constant consumption of alcoholic beverages (and the consequent chronic sedation) haha "CHRONIC" causes a counterregulatory response in the brain in attempt to regain homeostasis.

HOMO

constant consumption

yo - do you remember when lenny said 'constant conflict' all the time?

constant conflict, amy, constant conflict.

it's ma mothafuckin birthday

fuckin having a party tonight
20 bitches deep
mama mafia crew 4 life





damn boy
why you be so creepy?

i got wasted last night
and i seriously considering going home to philly this weekend jsut to get my skateboard back
i think it's my SHUT deck
i dont even know
10 bucks my mom threw that shit out


worrrrd
it's friday

and it's ma mutha fuckin birthday



woooooooooo

inverted

i feel like a ghost today





why do we always talk about shit that doesnt fucking matter

nixon art smash your life

damn dude
i went to this nixon party last tuesday and i finally met is-mental (YES AMANDA, you rule)and i got SWEET waste all up in da club

what the fuck




luke HAD to show up wearing the same shirt

wordddd hhhaha
blew out my knee later that night doing powerslides. jesus, what? why?

awesome.



pretty sure this was the best moment of my life



or maybe this was



or maybe this was








Luke was killin it DUHHH




this photobooth thing ruled



boob shots. sloppy. mustache.

damn shame

this poem is a waste of time



im going to paris this weekend
im going out tonight




girl half your age
half your size
huge eyes




Mailboxed letter filled with old people dust
on the bed
in the middle of you



an arboretum that smells like time
leather landfill hidden inside

you’re prettier than me





we get old
we get ugly
we die




walk between worlds easy to explore




well that's just great.


that's a damn shame.


artwork taken from Bec Parsons and Lazareva Valeria via UNSIGNED WORKS

yo, you got a butt?

word, so this next post is inspired by butts. yeah, dude: butts. been smokin mad butts lately...oooooh kiiiinda lovin that shit.

god damn, but why?
oooh so xxxpensive
so nastttay

OOH bad smelll


so glamourous.

hahah fuck me






yes please



hey, you got a butt?



ehhh OUII

surfing loooove

dudes!
surfing rules!
i got up at 530 this morning to hit it with simon at far rockaway. simonsimonsimon. hahaha mad props to simon for being a gnarly coach and singing lion king with me in the waves. jesus clouds. bird man dance. simon kinda sliced my arm open with his fins but it's all good, i'm hard core. bringing it back. bloooooody muuuuurder

we went to 36 beach cause b67 doesnt have a stop anymore. i went to this beach one time before w fil (like, my second time out ever, and it was raining and cold as shit and i didnt have a wetsuit or a leash and i was hungover as shit and i basically got creamed the whole time) haha it was still freakin great.

today i think i stood up like 9 or 10 times. for real! there's this window of time (a very tiny window) where you have to like decide to stand your ass up, if you do it too early you miss the wave. too late: you're dunxzo. mike and simon say i need to pick my head up too cobra style. GRIM RIPPPPERSSSS

so tonight im raging some party but i need to go home and sleep first. mad tiiiiired. simon is a good coach. why the hell do i have the coolest friends in the world? really. i mean, what did i do that i get to hang out with the most wonderful beautiful friends in the whole world. so lucky.

la la la
feelin mad gay
love being gay
i am gay for surfffiiiinnnnnng

totally in love

with SURFING

who cares about anything else
waves are gonna be shitty this weekend
that kinda blows

i ate a bunch of salad today and yesterday too. i love salad. love it.
here is a list of the things i love:
SURFING
my friends
clothes
alcohol
cigarettes (oh yeah baby, smokin mad butts)
herballllzzz
bongzilllllaaaa
sleeping
my bed
making my bed
making salads, eating salads, all salads
alex dyck
black
muscles
bikinis
crop tops
blonde hair
flowers
my brother
alexis
apples
when i catch the train just right
dreamy boys
music
skateboarding
bikes
waves
beach hair
coconut water
ice cream
feather earrings
draem catchers
katie ashley

empty streets
empty trains

ingmarrrrrrr
sun
wind
snow
green things
blue things
shiny things

back massages

fingernail polish
avocados

hahahaha
forties
feeling craaaazy
ladies

we are lucky to be alive

theres magic all around us

im a
bird
paper scissors rock
4
3
2
1

bruise

i have bruises everywhere. i went surfing this weekend. i still blow chunks. my arms feel like jello. i have a massive bruise on my hip. i even have a bruise on my face! WTF. haha. plenty of bruises. bruises all around.

i got sunburnt too. word, i love cancer.

tiger feather

As with all my creations they are hand tied by myself
The Feathers In this Pair are Natural
No dyes or artificial colours just natures Beauty at its finest.
Natural feathers are my favorite to work with
All of the feathers I use to create my earrings come from reputable fly tying supply companies. I do not use feathers from endangered or protected species i.e. owls eagles etc.
Thank you for looking
Mountain Man


finally
i bought a pair of fucking feather earrings from the mountain man on ETSY!
god damn i felt naked with out them!
for all this time!!

what the fuck!!

simon

an ode to simon:
simon
how doth thou goeth in the land of coding
and rhyme
i ma bored out of my fucking mind.
i am making haikus about simon WTF

asian dyke chick at the party dance with me

PERVINNN OUttt on everyone






so why is it that i live in new york again? when i love the fucking beach and the sun and hot ladies sitting poolside that i try to make out with and then i get denied by that asian dyke chick so hard"??

why

why??


oh yeah cause i run dis shhhhiiiiittt

i dont give a fuuuuuckkk

bankers

im going out tonight. with some bankers. yeah dude, bankers.
haha word.

FAR rock

far rockaway is so fuckin dope, man, I can't believe i just started going there this weekend?!?! It was such a magical weekend and I had a chance to kick it with all the homies... who just happen to be dreamy surfer babes. hahah YES. you're all babes.

i tried to surf, i've tried once before with ingmar and ian like 2 years ago. I kinda blew at it; now i'm pissed i wasn't out there all summer.

i'm pissed i dont rule at everything on the first time i try it.

haha sike





wanna be you





damnnn im super inspired



these roxy chicks are next level





not to mention the WOLFpack crew is awesome... mad supportive.. everyone rules. so inspired by their recent adventures in costa rica and i was lovin all of the encouragement and positive vibes out there in the water from everyone. lots of love, big UPs XXX to simon, ian, peter, ingmar, fil, mike, and alexis

<3<3<3<3<3<3

mad love to all
endless summmmmer 4 evaaaaaaaaaaa

haha look

i fit right in!

shred betty of the month: i fuckin love this chick

this girl has been killin it for years. and she's only 21. pretty sure i saw these pics up a while agoooo but ehhhhhh, it's aiiiiight. i broke up with action sports and now im starting to miss that shit.




laura rogowski
Age: 21
Years Riding: 6
Hometown: Right now im living in Burlington, VT
Home Mountain: Bolton Valley Resort
Sponsors Nikita, Darkside Snowboards, Bolton Valley Resort, UVMST
Recent Results: 1st in Bonfire Pipe to Pipe, Pro Women’s snowboarding, 1st in Bonfire Pipe to pipe, Women’s skateboarding



ROCK

Favorites:
Movie: Princess Bride
On hill snack: Strawberries and candy.
Sunscreen: SPF 15—Constantly re-applying
Summer Sport: Skateboarding.
Travel Destination: I’d like to go to New Zealand.
Cartoon: Family Guy.
Snowboard Shop: Darkside Snowboards, VT.





PRESSSS

everything is gay

except DRUNKY BREWSTER







haha naked suits rule


songs include:

girl, that 40 made you nasty
Models, hangin out
why you so creepy boy


any many more blockbuster hits

these chicks got pretty dirty and dyke's friend drank probably like 14 beers in the period of their less than 30 minute set. she even had one of those beer tubes. and they threw out like 1000 fake boobs into the crowd. it was pretty fuckin awesome. i was on a bender and had lost my voice at that point but enjoyed the shit nevertheless.

uh oh here comes my boss, gotta go

fuck you too alexa chung

get real.

england blows.

kate gosselin vs posh spice

anyone see a striking resemblance?

anyway.....they're both terrible

fuck you erin wasson

ahhahah fuck you

METHOD fashion smashin

hahah I did another round of Fashion Smashin on Method.com
check out all the ill comments
people were all up in ma shit!

LOVE IT!

i love hate

http://www.methodmag.com/node/5518

metal rules

this past weekend i went to new jersey with a bunch of kids from new jersey. it ruled.
we listened to metal and shit i was introduced to a new band named bongzilla.


stoner metal band from wisconsin that promotes the smoking and legalization of marijuana.

their last two studio albums are as follows:
nuggets - 2008
amerijuanican - 2005

haha

and i forgot how good judas priest and the fucking champs are too
breaking the law
breakin the law

Karen O

i wanna bone Karen O too









i bought the yeahyeahyeahs album while i was out in LA driving mad hours

i think Karen O has the sexiest fucking voice i've ever heard and the yeahyeahyeahs are sick. the first 2 songs rule, but the whole album is strong.

i bought MGMT too... i think it's a really well done album to be honest.
i was in borders, i had two seconds to get to my next appointment and i REALLY couldn't listen to beyonce, T.I. or that lady Gaga song one more time

also didnt want to get (another) parking ticket for my illegally parked Hertz rental car. parked. car. parked. car.

ashley in marie clare

so i kinda wanna do ashley








Ummm... i die.
what a babe

like whoa

new phone

So I haven't written in mad long. Maaaaad long. I haven't had a phone all week. I was stressed out. worried. working. going to the gym. My company just bought me a new blackberry and put me on their company plan. Wordddd. I got a pink blackberry. Hahaha. I was still kind of drunk when I went to the store with Mary. Oh Well. Now I have a big gay, pink, Verizon blackberry then I put a black silicone protector on it. So it's black and pink and gay.

oh so i said gay last night in front of one of my gay friends and I felt bad. Then i said i had mexican feet cause they were all dirty and he like, called me racist... kind of jokingly.... but like, um, kinda not. so like, what the fuck? am i a big, gay, pink mexican-hating bigot?

i want clothes.

i got wasted last night.

i feel like crap-o-la

mary kate in greece

takin it to the next level
i lived in greece and i never got this epic.

im pretty sure i used to have this skirt, when i had dreadlocks and like, went to drum circles on the regular.


haha, yeah.



and um, yeah, can we talk about this?



pretty sure mk is NOT in greece here; i assume she's in new york, but she might as well have used all the hardware as drachmas, shit looks heavy. and expensive. she could be the goddess of money in this coat. lemme get some drachmas, malaka, givenchy me some dolla.

avon by the sea

um so im going to talk about my weekend cause it ruled. it's like, Tuesday and i am still talking about it.

friday i took the day off and went to jones beach with kash, where we ate turkey sandwiches and i took off my top and made her feel uncomfortable. we put on 55 SPF so i continue to not get as tan as i would like... but, like, it's okay, cause my shit ain't no spring chicken.

then on saturday me, andrew and sara drove to new jersey at like 8 in the morning to meet up with simon, fil, sam, chelsea, tina, ian, and all these other amazing wonders of the earth at west long branch surf beach. the waves were mad strong and i kind of got annihilated multiple times. and i liked it. my H&M top was getting tossed too and i'd come up from my boogie board balls out - i mean... er.... haha - BOOBS out, and be all, UHHH, surry. (this is a family beach.) hahha

then we went to avon by the sea to this girl kiley's house (which was incredible. OMGOMG gorgeous beach house, wrap around porch, 22 kitchens, perfect lawn, perfect flowers, perfect tiled glass shower bathroom, all yellow and shining, perfect food, and the hostess was sooo soo nice) and there was a keg and vodka and tequila and BBQ food, vegetables, ice cream, and people who basically only wore J.CREW.



i really freakin love this t-shirt of andrew's. even though his ex-girlfriend gave it to him. haha, i kinda think it's the coolest.



my red jumpsuit was in full force. so forceful i had to attack. with force.



xx



aww george and sara, sweeetss xxx


super happy



super romantic



wordems summa CREW

victorian ankle boot DAME

i just bought these. bored at work. fuckin hell, shoot me.
loving dat credit card debt. word up.

im gonna get dr quinn medicine witch on yer asses

eat me

also inspred by alice in wonderland i found this story in vogue italia. i think. yeah. italy. word, lemme get some gelato it's hot as balls out today.











do you like candy, little boy?

alice in wonderland

tim burton gets jiggy wit it
i cant wait to see this


holla at dis



johnny depp as the mad hatter



helena bonham carter as the red queen



anne hathaway as the white queen




some fools lookin nasty as tweedle dee and tweedle dum

photos found on city of skies

trailer found here on allie is wired

jones beach

Oh my God Jones Beach. What a dream. I went to Jones Beach thinking it might mildly exceed my expectations of the jersey shore or Coney Island. I had a trashy, crusty, tacky version of the Hamptons in my mind, possibly because as you may well know, I have visited some remarkable beaches on this earth. And my presumptuous ass thought Jones Beach was full of lewd, fat, Long Islanders whose kids won't shut the fuck up or leave me alone.

shit i was wrong! jones beach rules man. i absorbed delicious sun vitamins and played in the water and when I got out I didn't feel my skin was burning off from acid sewage waste-rot. And despite my efforts to not completely fry myself (55 SPF is now synonymous with like, 4) I got kinda crispy despite multiple reapplications.







feel the joy



seriously

knight cat

so i bought this michael kors bathing suit from tj maxx for like 40 bucks and it retails for something ridiculous like $199.99. andrew and i had a night shoot.



this was after an epic day at the beach where we cooked ourselves well done. i was on at least 4 glasses of incredibly strong sangria, fully loaded with white peach, pineapple, grapefruit and orange, some unnamed pharmaceuticals and CVS aloe cream.

pastel haze

im totally obsessed with unsigned works






















im gonna go take some acid and pretend i'm wearing this girl's clothes and shit

Styling: Abi Fincham
Hair: Ashleigh Ryan
MUA: Serina Peries
Model: Hayley Bentley (vivien)

Flash Mob

What is a Flash Mob?

well, if you must know, a flash mob is the spontaneous congregation of choreographed dance in public spaces.

The video really explains it all:

METHOD

http://www.methodmag.com/node/5395


I got published in METHOD MAG; sickkkkkkkkkk

word