monday morning:
february 23 2009
middle-aged black man demands over-crowded L train at GRAHAM stop approximately 8:15am for people to "move back there is space"
young overweight black woman says "there ain't no fuckin room on dis train! nigga what chu tawkin bout"
BM: i said....move on back... there is space
young fat black woman WILES the fuck out: nigga you trippin i aint tawkin to you! speak when spoken to! if i was tawkin to you i would have DIRECTED my comment to YOU. fuck you tawkin bout. i dont give a fuck bout no one on dis train. im GOIN to WERK and i dont give a fuck bout no one on dis train. so EXCUSE ME, MISTER, but mind yo own bizNASS. you roll up in hyeah and make me come undone like this(black girl is basically sweating at this point huffin and shit) so you just go on... and speak when spoken to, MISTER. fuck you talkin bout.
middle aged black man, dazed and speechless at the overwhelming rudeness of this young woman, perplexed asks for some respect towards elders, makes some type of comment about girl not being old enough to pay her own bills....
home girl freaks out AGAIN
"YOU DONT KNOW ME!!! YOU DONT KNOW HOW OLD I AM!!! YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF MY BIZNASS. NIGGA YOU TRIPPIN! ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WALKING UP IN HYEAH"
dude is speechless once again.
everyone on train gets red in the ears.
happy monday.
this mornign there was more hysteria
wednesday february 25th. ash wednesday.
approximately 8:20
Lorimer stop
white hippie trucker cap scruffy long haired white dude shoves his way onto stuffed gills train aggressively pushing people to middle of train. 8 foot tall West Afrian reaches over me to hippie's shoulder. takes strong hold of shoulder. "excuse me, where do you think you're going?" in a booming west african accent. "i'm making my way to the center of the train. there's plenty of room"
murmers from everyone else - no there isnt, dude... owww.. my arm....
west african giraffe booms "there is no room. you are pushing people acting like a fuckin moron. i ought to slap your face. fucking moron"
hippy replies "dude."
african bellows "NO"
hippy cowers.
hippy stops.
a cloud of embarrasment for the human race enters the train. all are quiet and humiliated.
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I had some funny experiences too, I think its the warm weather.
In line at McDonalds, some woman was bitching about the length of time it was taking for her to receive her sausage and egg biscuit. For about 2 minutes she was saying things (to nobody) about how "it's never taken this damn long before!", and "did you idiots forget about me?" Everyone else was wisely avoiding looking at her, but since I was right next to her and she was hollering in my ear, I turned and said, "relax." One word. It was stupid. She turned her wrath onto me and got up in my face, complete with head bobbing and said, "MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS, BITCH!" I said, "you made it my business," and luckily her biscuit was delivered so she left in a huff and a string of curse words followed her out the door. Phew!
The next experience was on the train, an older woman was exiting and the people on the platform were standing out of her way while they waited to get on. Evidently there wasn't enough room for this woman, so she gestured animatedly at the crowd and said, "EXCUSE ME? Get OUT of the WAY!" and then stomped through the (ample) space in the crowd and yelled back "JERKS!" Everybody just looked at each other and shrugged.
I really like people with anger management issues, I want to instigate them.
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