Wednesday, January 20, 2010

ayo ma, eat a sandwich maybe some mayo

emaciated chicks.


turn me on.


haha SIKE!


Some old school advice live and direct from my mom:

"And get a tape measure. There is something to be said about the hip/waist ratio that attracts guys. And it isn't about size as much as proportion. You want the ratio of waist to hip to be .7. For example if your waist is 27 and hips 41 inches devide it so it rounds out to about .7 say .666 that is the perfect ratio for attracting a man."

hahahahah. Does this make any sense? I was never really all that good at math. Gotta love Moms! KILLIN IT!